Slavery...

When I started this blog, it was my intention to keep it light, and I sincerely attempt to be accommodating. However, every once in a while, my carefully constructed little world just goes awry...

One of the ways that I spend quiet evenings is catching up on reading. I'm currently in the midst of two books: Golf is Not a Game of Perfect by Bob Rotella, and a serious history tome, The Colony of New Netherland: A Dutch Settlement in 17th Century America by Jaap Jacobs. First of all, I take golf a wee bit too seriously. Rotella is helping me to realign my emotions (and this is the second time I've read the short book). Be grateful he says, concentrate on the positive. Visualize, set a routine, and reach new horizons. So far, my handicap has changed from 11.8 to 11.8. Then again, I'm playing on tougher courses. And blah, blah, blah. It is what it is.

On the other hand, spending spring in the Southland affords me the opportunity to get away from my home computer and its usual applications -- one of which is Reunion, a genealogical data base. So reading Jacobs is exciting for me because I have ancestors who literally appear in this book, and I take notes. I'm not all that far into it yet, but tonight, in Chapter Two,  a sub-topic, "Enslaved Blacks" brought more than one sigh out of me. I find slavery appalling.

I learned from Jacobs, for instance, that in 1639 there were about 100 blacks who worked in the colony,  a number that grew to approximately 250 in 1664 and doubled upon the arrival of 291 more slaves on the Gideon in August of that year. They made up about 8% of the total population, concentrated in New Amsterdam, where the rate rose to about 17%. Slaves in New Netherland typically did not come directly to the colony but through a circuitous route that involved Spain and the Caribbean. The Gideon was a rare exception. Prices for slaves averaged 140 to 375 Guilders in the 1650's. By 1664, the price for a healthy slave approached 600 Guilders -- they did not come cheap! About 12% of New Netherland landowners could afford slaves. But most astonishingly, by 1730, 41% of the households in New York City owned slaves, and by then New York had the toughest slave laws in the colonies. [Jacobs, pp 55-56].

This revelation about a northern colony made me wonder about the southern colonies, so off I went to Google.

Although sometimes couched in generalities, I found a few Web sites that gave me realistic and authentic broader statistics. Perhaps the best of them was <http://eh.net/encyclopedia/article/wahl.slavery.us>. Although it might seem a bit inconvenient, simply click on the site and then hit return. Astonishing!

Another site that I found and liked was this one: <http://listverse.com/2009/01/14/10-fascinating-facts-about-slavery/>. This one brought me to a new perspective. Worth your time...

Naturally, it occurred to me that slavery is not a new human problem, and for centuries it has included children and orphans in the sex trade. Pretty abysmal. To look at some statistics on current (21st century) slavery go to <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contemporary_slavery>.

I'm apologetic to lay this on you. And I'm not sure what can be done about it. I can't even offer you a means to help eliminate the problem.

All of this makes me less and less tolerant of my species. If you know of a way to change cultural mores, please respond -- not to me but to the appropriate, new found organization. I'm just sitting here feeling somewhat stunned.

Yes, I know, it's a downer. Kindly forgive me for occasionally bringing us all back to reality.

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul, temporarily in South Carolina
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Hugo

Well, I hope you all watched the Academy Awards show last evening. For me it was a toss-up between the Oscars and Masterpiece Classic's new series, The Old Curiosity Shop. The former won.

Before I go any farther, I need to comment on Billy Crystal's appearance. His make-up was over the top. In fact, I thought he looked as though he was embalmed. And Ms. Jolie appeared bony and out of sorts. I like my women a bit more zaftig. And her overdone lips; well, I'm just not going to go there.

I was not terribly surprised by the results. About the only movie I had not seen earlier (in the Best Motion Picture category) was Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close . It only played a week in Potsdam...

Today it was rainy on Hilton Head. Not much to do beyond indoor swimming, reading or going to the movies. We chose to go down to Coligny and enjoyed Hugo, which. likewise, only appeared in the North Country for a brief period. 

In short, I LOVED the Scorsese-Depp production. And for me last evening the Academy Awards ceremony was all about "the magic of movies." Most notably, it was a nostalgic trip back into time. As a kid Dipson's Palace and the Winter Garden in Jamestown, NY were all that was necessary to set the tone for me. Both theatres were Art Deco at their finest. And the balcony was the supreme place to sit. The Kodak venue in L.A. was Dipson's Palace ten-fold.

But let me not digress too far. I need to run through the list of nominees.

War Horse -- A movie of epic proportions, but no producer or director wins Best Picture with a non-human entity. Still a fine movie, but not worth #1.

The Artist -- Okay, the dog was great! And Peppy Miller was as peppy as peppy can be. I loved her. And this movie was about movie history, and movie history (The Artist) was the theme that engendered nostalgia last evening better than any other. I saw the film here in Hilton Head, and was glad I did. This is the way it used to be, and it was a fine thing. The acting was superb. Quite deserving of the top award, but it had an even stronger contender.

Midnight in Paris -- Woody Allen at his best, and I loved Owen Wilson's and Marion Cotillard's performances. Yet when all is said and done, Midnight is a bit fluffy in the nostalgia department. Doesn't mean that I didn't adore the film. It just didn't meet nostalgia's level of honesty.

Moneyball -- Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill were superb. Baseball movies, especially concerning front office politics, however, don't win Oscars. It's a shame. This was a topical theme in today's untidy world of sports as entertainment and big money. Politically, it spoke to me in spades. Brad Pitt is all grown up, even if he's a bit too self-assured.

The Descendants -- I wanted George Clooney to win everything. In the end he had to be gracious. His time will come. The Descendants was too much about acting. It was also kind of creepy. Pretty dysfunctional family in the end...

The Tree of Life -- I did not like this film. It was pretentious.

The Help -- Eat shit and die! Great performances and a sympathetic plot. Neither was enough to carry the day.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close -- I did not watch this film and have no immediate plans to do so. I've had enough of 9/11. And frankly, I am tired of my wife asking me if we need to take tissues to the movies.

Hugo -- Martin Scorsese and Johnny Depp scored 125 out of 100. Hugo won five academy awards and should have won six. In the nostalgia department, IMHO, it was superior to The Artist. It tugged at my heart. I thoroughly enjoyed each and every character -- from Richard Griffiths and Frances de la Tour, to Sacha Baron Cohen, to Chloe Grace Moretz and Asa Butterfield, the performances were absolutely wonderful. Hugo had the MAGIC. I don't understand why the academy didn't award the film's brilliance with a first place. Say what you will, Hugo was the real winner! No, let me take that back. It was silent film and Paris that finally captured my heart. And was it Gare St. Lazare or Gare Nord or an earlier version the Musee d'Orsay...? In the end it didn't really matter. The wrong film won the Oscar for BEST motion picture.

Take a serious look and then decide for yourself...

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul, temporarily on Hilton Head Island
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Fools and Idiots...

When was the last time you heard of a naked man stealing a fire truck? Well, in nearby Beaufort-Port Royal, SC, off-island from Hilton Head, the local fire department was answering a medical call and attending to a needy person. The next thing they knew, an individual sans clothing, jumped into their fire engine and sped off with it. On-lookers noted the high speed of the fire engine. The first bad thing happened at the next intersection when it plowed into seven vehicles. That didn't stop the fellow though. His next feat of stupidity was striking one of two pedestrians walking beside the highway in front of the Dollar General store. That individual was declared dead at the scene.

One rubber-necker declared: "I've never seen a fire truck come out of nowhere like that. The truck did not have its lights on. I knew it wasn't a fireman behind the wheel. It was faster than I've ever seen any fire truck go. And I've seen my fair share of fire trucks." Was this guy's name maybe Bubba?

The collision with the pedestrian caused the fire truck to spin out of control, whence it next crashed into a wooded area between the Dollar General and a bowling alley. The crash extensively damaged the truck and pinned the driver inside. When Port Royal Police arrived, the captive driver began fighting them and had to be subdued. It made me wonder if the jaws of life needed to be employed to extricate him, and if so, just how carefully they had to be utilized. At any rate, Mr "free-as-a-bird" is currently incarcerated and charged with two counts of assault and battery on a police officer, as well as resisting arrest. Nothing was mentioned about any charges of vehicular manslaughter or even about property damage... [information drawn from the 24 February issue of the Island Packet]

Okay, so now you're beginning to seriously wonder about the sanity of the nearby crackers when only two days previous to above's amazing incident it had probably already been confirmed.

In the outbound or west lanes on Highway 278, a four-lane, high speed thoroughfare, and the only egress (other than by boat) from Hilton Head Island, two cars overturned on the Graves Bridge above Skull Creek. Traffic was clogged for hours as medics extricated the victims from the wreckage of their automobiles, both of which actually climbed onto the guard rails and dangled precariously upside-down. One driver had to be taken by helicopter to Savannah, while the other was treated at Hilton Head Hospital and later released.

As it happened, I was traveling with Mike my golfing buddy back onto the island and passed the scene of the accident in one of the eastbound lanes. It was absolutely spectacular and as bad a crash as I've ever seen. I thought perhaps it was a sudden lane change gone crazy and genuinely made me wonder how either driver or passengers could have survived. But that was all I knew at the time...

The next day's paper showed the crash scene, but didn't contain much information. It wasn't until the day after that [24 February issue of the Island Packet] that details emerged. So here's what occurred. A 42 year old local woman was traveling west, mid-morning, in her Mustang at highway speed and in traffic when she was bumped from behind by a 34 year old male driving a Honda. She was able to keep control of her vehicle. However, the Honda then backed off, sped up and suddenly intentionally smashed into her full force. This impact sent both cars careening in different directions, with both vehicles finally landing atop the bridge guardrails, one on either side.

A lover's quarrel gone crazy? The worst case of road rage imaginable? Most likely. As it turned out, the female driver was from nearby Bluffton. The male was from Minnesota and did not even possess a valid driver's license. Right now I suppose he's slowly recovering in that Savannah hospital.

There are a few warnings that immediately come to mind. First, if you are a regular reader of my blog, by all means stay away from Dollar General stores. They are bad business whether you're a welfare mom, Amish or a South Carolinian pedestrian.

Second, always remember that there are genuinely crazy fools out there. It doesn't matter how good a driver you might be. Watch out for the other guy!

And third, if you are traveling in these here parts, keep in mind that NASCAR aficionados take their driving pretty seriously. That said, even they manage to screw up every once in awhile, especially the deranged ones.

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul on Hilton Head Island, SC
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More Than Just a Good Walk Spoiled...

Okay, yes, I'll admit it. One of the main draws for me on (and off) Hilton Head Island is playing golf. I have now been on the island for four days, and two of them have included shelling out (in February) bargain outlays of Pedro's pesos. The rust is gradually wearing off -- today, for instance, I managed to take 14 strokes off yesterday's score. After all, I hadn't hit a golf ball since last October.

Ah, just imagine, championship courses at championship prices. Sometimes I even imagine that I'm Phil Mickelson, swashbuckler extraordinaire. But not that often. Phil always goes for it. Sometimes it costs him a major victory, but, at least in his case, it still pays off over the long run. I am no fool, however. Mostly, I'm in the game for a quarter a hole, and so far, my buddy Mike (to whom I give six or seven strokes per nine) is ahead by $2.50. Yesterday was a major defeat -- two dollars down; but today, I lost only 50 cents. And all of that because (no shame on Mike intended), I offered him the use of my 3 metal on the 17th hole, and he laced it to 12 feet from 200 yards. So who do I have to blame? Frankly, it was my own fault, and Mike has also been here since early January. Have to watch that guy every second! Tomorrow morning, bright and early, Mike and I are headed out to the local golf outlets to let him buy his own goddamn 3 metal!

But this blog is not about my personal humiliations. It is more about the joys of being out there in the fresh air, the camaraderie of good companionship, the competition, catching the rays, sometimes even with thunder clouds looming, while still reveling in SC's 68 degree weather as opposed to NY's 30 degree icy depths. And then there's the wonderful wildlife.

Yes folks, the gators are already out of hibernation. I'm told that global warming has nothing to do with it, but lazy alligators sunning themselves in the fairways and on front lawns in mid-February does make one wonder...

Yesterday, on the back nine at Arthur Hills in Palmetto Dunes, Mr. Ten-foot himself was relaxing across the way. His appearance, of course, reminded our playing partner in the opposing twosome to retell a story of how she nearly walked backwards into the gaping jaws of death. It was only the loud hissing noise of warning from three feet away that brought her out of her hypnotic golfing trance; and from there she suddenly (at age 45 or thereabouts) ran the next 50 yards in under six seconds. Alligators are scary creatures. I too have been hissed at, but that was last spring. I mean, after all, a five iron can be an effective weapon if called upon -- not that that happened to me. The sucker simply was too close to my ball.

Today's foursome allowed our group to watch two amorous raccoon squirrels, flaunting their sexuality right there on the 15th hole. We had a confrontation of sorts. Once again, we were paired with complete strangers; strangers who became, as usual, fast friends over the course of the four plus hours that it takes to play 18 holes of golf. This time the randy squirrels were brought to abrupt attention by the loud thumping on the ground from our fellow player's driver on the ladies tee. Everyone came to attention and the squirrels suddenly stopped, frozen in time, at her order to behave. Then she hit her drive and the entire gallery was dismissed. Those squirrels knew what they were up against!

Playing a round of golf at Hilton Head National is a pleasure. It is scenic and delightful; it is a constant challenge, with unexpected obstacles at each turn of every dogleg. It was very nice to hear the delightful calls of the cardinals, the quiet "who, who" of the owl in the adjoining forest, and observing anhingas drying their wings amidst the pampas grass while searching for Mr. Bridgestone RX-330.

Yes, there is more to golf than snapping a drive 235 yards down the left side, then hitting an approach onto the green or possibly sinking a 20 footer. But don't you believe any of that stuff. Golf is all about hitting it stiff, and knocking your opponent on his keister.

Golfers never, ever talk about that aspect of the game though. We are civilized and content to wax eloquently about those magical 8 irons that drop dead to the hole after being caught up in the flag itself. It's what keeps bringing us back, in spite of those insolent reptiles...

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul on Hilton Head Island, SC
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South of the Border

If you live on the east coast and drive south for vacations or holidays, it is inevitable that you will spend at least part of your time on I-95. I call I-95 the "beat your brains out" highway. Not only does traffic speed along between 75-80 mph on average, the scenery, compared to the Grand Canyon, would be on a 1-10 basis (with 10 as high) rated as a minus 25. Virginia and North Carolina along I-95 are frankly undistinguishable from one vast strip mall, an endless array of chain discount houses, fast food restaurants and countless billboards.

All of this changes, though, when one hits the South Carolina border. After the border, the scenery to Florence begins improving, relatively speaking, to continuous pine forests and rural wetlands. It is a new environment that reminds one of copperheads, rattlesnakes and gators. We finally exit I-95 after hundreds of miles on I-95 at South Carolina SR 462, the Coosaw Scenic Drive, which eventually connects to the primary highway to Hilton Head Island.

But enough of the downside of I-95...

There is one feature along America's main artery to Florida that delights me every time I make the now annual trek to Hilton Head. It is called South of the Border. Pedro's, as it is also known, is the first, and I mean first landmark one encounters in South Carolina. Actually, one can even see Pedro's towering sombrero during the final two miles of North Carolina.

South of the Border at <http://www.thesouthoftheborder.com/> begins to make its presence known long before however. About 100 miles north of the border, generally above Fayetteville, Fort Bragg and Pope AAB, new themed billboards suddenly begin appearing beside the southbound lane. They are not like the Burma Shave signs of grandpa's day, since they do not relay a serial message that depends upon viewing the next sign, and the next and the next.

These signs are enticements drawing you to visit Pedro's South of the Border, and they are big and garish. I will now give you the complete rundown of the best signs we noticed alluring us to visit Pedro's:

103 miles: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet! South of the Border
85 miles: Free Air, Water & Advice! South of the Border
76 miles: Caliente! Pedro's South of the Border
76 miles: Fort Pedro, Rocket City. South of the Border
71 miles: Good Stuff is Hard to Find! South of the Border
67 miles: A Little Razzle, A Lot of Dazzle! Pedro's
58 miles: No Shoot Ze Bull... South of the Border
31 miles: Greetings from South of the Border
29 miles: Keep Yelling Kids (They'll Stop!) South of the Border
26 miles: 300 Luxury Rooms, South of the Border
26 miles: Something !tnerefeeD (Deeferent!) South of the Border
25 miles: FIREWORKS! So Loud it Hurts! Pedro's South of the Border
23 miles: South of the Border Motor Hotel
19 miles: World's #1 Miniature Golf! South of the Border
16 miles: Reptile Lagoon! South of the Border
16 miles: Pedro's Campground. Helping People Relax Since 1949
15 miles: Camp Pedro
12 miles: Too Much Tequila! South of the Border
11 miles: You Never Sausage a Place (You're Always a wiener at Pedros)
7 miles: Kids Love Pedros!
7 miles: Fort Pedro/Rocket City
5 miles: Fuel for You and Your Truck. Pedro's Diner and Truck Stop
3 miles: Fireworks! So loud it Hurts. Pedro's
2 miles: Pedro's All New Around the World Shop
1 mile: Give Pedro the Business
1 mile: Hats Around the World. Pedro's South of the Border
.5 mile: Pedro's Silver Slipper Indoor Flea Market
.3 mile: It's Always Sundae at Pedro's
Ground zero: Welcome to Pedro's South of the Border
.5 mile beyond: Back up Amigo!

So there you are -- mile by mile being drawn in to the Tackiest Theme Park in America (a biased judgment on my part). Mindy was dabbling with Facebook on her iPad. I was listening to tunes from my iPod connected through the entertainment system. We zoomed right on by. See ya Pedro!

Someone on Facebook asks Mindy where we are. She says, "We just passed Pedro's South of the Border -- now in SC.

Her friend Jan immediately writes: "And you didn't stop?!"

Mindy replies: "Paul refused to..."

Her friend Bonnie replies: "What a curmudgeon!" Obviously, Bonnie has never driven past Pedro's...

And so it goes. Maybe next time Pedro.

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul, now on Hilton Head Island, SC until April
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Oscar's Adirondack Smoke House

If it's good enough for Rachael Ray, it's good enough for me. Actually, before I even knew about Rachael Ray, we would stop on our way south to the Capital District and beyond in Warrensburg, NY at Oscar's. Oscar's has been a purveyor of fine smoked meat and cheese for 65 years. There's not much I don't like about Oscar's. Check out their URL at http://www.oscarssmokedmeats.com/.

And if any of you out there are fans of Rachael Ray, you may already know that Oscar's is one of her favorite sources of meat as well. Ms. Ray has a summer home in Lake Luzerne, not too far away, and she evidently grew up in the Glens Falls, Lake George area. Regardless, I join Rachael in enthusiastically recommending Oscar's, even though I live 150 miles north. Just remember, if you're heading up I-87, to take Exit 23 off the Northway and head straight into town.

Oscar's had a serious fire about a year ago, and everyone was a bit worried that Oscar's might not re-open. Fortunately, for folks throughout the Adirondacks, Oscar's came right back -- at the same location -- and bigger and even better within a few short months. I have never been to Oscar's when it hasn't been crowded. The staff at Oscar's is likewise as friendly, helpful and professional as their food is excellent.

Of course, this is just prelude. Okay, I definitely don't look like Sigourney Weaver, evidently another regular Oscar's customer. But one time a year ago last July on our way to Boston, the burly young man who was assisting my wife and me behind the meat counter suddenly kind of stopped and stared. Then he said:

"Sir, please don't take this wrong in any way, but I can't help but noticing how much you look like Walter Cronkite. I just can't get over the likeness."

I looked at my wife and she began laughing. I thought at the time she was only sorry that he didn't say Robert Redford or Paul Newman. So I in turn indicated back to him that no one had ever before commented on such a similarity, but, if it were true, I would definitely take it as a compliment. We all got a good laugh out of it. Mindy and I continued to joke about it all the way down to Lake George.

On our way home again, several days later, my wife said, "I think we should stop at Oscar's for a smoked ham for our company next week."

No problem. We pulled into Oscar's parking lot and walked into the store. There was my buddy.

Now he says: "Mr. Cronkite, good to see you again sir!" So I tell him a true story about the real Walter Cronkite waving back at my younger daughter as we rode our bicycles past his house on the beach road out on Martha's Vineyard one summer vacation when she was a pre-teen. I don't think Alison even knew who Walter Cronkite was, but there he was sitting there reading a newspaper on his screened in porch. I simply told her to wave to the gentleman and he looked up, smiled broadly, and returned the wave. Nice fellow this Mr. Cronkite. The guy at Oscar's enjoyed the story very much.

Then in August of that summer, we passed through Warrensburg again. Of course, we made our obligatory stop at Oscar's. We walked in and the same young man is once again at the counter...

"Hey Walt, how've you been? Good to see you again. Hope everything's going okay."

So now I have this whole new association with Oscar's. This guy makes my day every time we visit the store.

But here's the spooky part. This past March we were vacationing as usual on Hilton Head Island, SC. Remember the night of the big moon? The night that it passed so close to earth? Well, the beach was pretty crowded with photographers that evening. We were standing around waiting for Mr. Moon to rise up out of the Atlantic Ocean, somewhere in the direction of Africa.

As those things go, it was a congenial time. Folks on Hilton Head are pretty friendly. So I'm standing beside this elderly gentleman, both of us with our cameras in hand, and we eventually engage in conversation. I soon learned that he was a retired staffer for the CBS Evening News. As the conversation continued he began, as lots of retired folks do, noting his friendships and co-workers. I learned that the best ever newscaster was Edward R. Murrow. But then he said, "My favorite anchor and a best friend for over 20 years was Walter Cronkite."

And then he stopped...

"You know? You remind me of Walter..."

Another Rod Serling moment in my lifetime.

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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Manure Happens

One of the headlines in the regional section of today's Watertown Times read as follows: "Horse Diaper Law Rejected." Evidently, the good citizens of nearby Gouverneur here in St. Lawrence County have now studied the issue and come to their senses.

At a public hearing last evening about 75 people, including more than a dozen nearby Amish residents, showed up to discuss, hear more about and learn the details of a village proposal that would have established an ordinance preventing horse droppings from being spilled on Gouverneur's streets. And in addition to diapering animals, other provisions added that any unexpected manure spills would have to be cleaned up, all horse-drawn carriages would be required to be equipped with electric front and rear lamps and a large orange triangle, and no horse could be left unattended at any time.

The whole flap began last fall when a resident complained to the village board that the Amish were parking their horses and buggies next to the Dollar General Store where the horses dumped while their owners shopped and sold some of their goods. As it turns out, the Amish were unaware that the lot they were using was private. When questioned during the meeting, the Amish, who didn't speak formally, indicated that they would dutifully clean up any and all spills. A local restaurant owner then added that he would be very happy to let the Amish use his parking lot, and that he would even clean up any messes himself and transport the manure to his garden -- a new version of turning turds into truffles.

I have no idea what a horse diaper would even look like or how it might be attached to the animal, but what I envision in my mind's eye only produces giggles. I mean, were we talking about using gigantic Depends here? And talk about mucking up our landfills...

At any rate, this smelly little kerfuffle is now officially over, at least for the present. But it does create some interesting questions...

For instance, some in attendance at the meeting thought that the Amish were being singled out, and that their way of life and values were being intruded upon (especially the part about the electric lamps). Several things that I have come to admire about the Amish are their industry, resourcefulness, kindness and trustworthiness. And I have almost never read or heard of an Amish individual being less than a good-hearted, law-abiding citizen. They even rail against cow-tipping as unnecessary cruelty.

I guess maintaining our tolerance is an ever-present problem. For me the article was a reminder that we all need to step back and take a refresher course now and again. But first just look over your shoulder, especially if you're in the vicinity of the Gouverneur General Dollar Store. My final take? Manure happens...

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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Mom's Schoolhouse Diner

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the North Country, it is quite easy to get off the beaten path and to go back in time. Generally, I slide back in time about every fourth or fifth Wednesday. I do this because I belong to an illustrious weekly luncheon dining group known as the ROMEO's.

ROMEO's is an acronym for "Retired Old Men Eating Out." We are in our entirety a group of former academicians, and our membership includes the following: a geologist, an anatomist and bat expert, a science historian, an anthropologist/folklorist, a mathematician, a forester, an occasional musician and myself, a former associate dean. We have few ground rules, but one of them is that politics is always on the table for discussion and the state of our medical health, although not a forbidden topic, is generally downplayed. Typically, our conversations are academic, informational or cultural. All of us enjoy travel, the cinema, good books, PBS and NPR topics, live concerts and the Metropolitan Opera. Well, as for the latter, not all. We also enjoy solving homeowner problems, and we seldom have to seek out additional information resources beyond our group. Mostly though, we are just old-guard political liberals, who remain abreast of the news and like to offer analysis -- that is when we're not talking about such things as bat white nose syndrome, boat-building on Mt. Desert Island, Ethyl -- a contemporary string quartet from the Julliard School, or Iran and the Bomb.

I noted that we get off the beaten track in our choice of restaurants. That said, we kind of have a loose rotation, depending on the condition of the roads. If it's bad (snowy or icy) we stay in Potsdam. Our latest preference "in-town" is the relatively new Thai Restaurant. There are three others that we also frequent, but there's really nothing very exceptional about any of them. Eben's Hearth has excellent wings and specially named sandwiches, and is popular with Clarkson faculty. Another called Scoops offers angus beef, excellent salads and gelato, and the last is a general, all-purpose restaurant known as the Village Diner with a friendly wait staff comprised of matronly middle-aged women. Whenever a new restaurant opens, we always give it a shot as well.

On our more adventurous outings, we have three out-of-town standbys, each one in a different direction. Heading east for 25 minutes takes us to Winthrop, NY to an "average" but friendly place called Goose Landing overlooking the St. Regis River. They have good pies there. Heading south to Colton, just beyond my neck of the woods, is Debby's Hideaway. Debby's menu seldom changes but offers good specials. And it is reliable and comfortable.  Heading west, as we did today, we ended up at Mom's Schoolhouse. Mom's pies are better Goose Landing's and Debby's.

I think Mom's Schoolhouse in West Potsdam, about a 15 minute drive, is our favorite eatery because nearly everything on the menu is home-cooked and fresh that day. Food at Mom's is always traditional. And the desserts there are seldom ignored, especially Mom's rhubarb pies and cobblers -- seasonable of course.

Well today was a Mom's adventure and I arrived a few minutes early. Whenever, I pull up out front, my mind and stomach immediately synchronize and I begin thinking about her old-fashioned frappes (what Mom calls her ice cream-laden milkshakes). The coffee frappe is a tough one to turn down. And Mom markets her menus straight out of the fifties, just like the decor of the restaurant, which really is an old schoolhouse at a rural four corners across the road from a nineteenth century church.

One wall at Mom's is devoted to 50's memorabilia. For some reason or other Roy Rogers and Dale Evans dominate the displays there, although obligatory Elvis posters are prominent as well. There is a 50's quiz board on another wall which changes every couple of days. The music playing in the background is always golden oldies. That wall is covered with 45's. And then there are patriotic overtones evident throughout. I think Mom has a son who served in Iraq. He's home now and in good health. The waitresses are reserved, smile pleasantly and are extremely competent. Their garb, seems almost Mennonite in appearance -- especially the very modest long skirts they all wear. No stiletto heels at Mom's.

As I sat there waiting for my buddies to arrive, I noted the old-fashioned gingham table cloths -- my wife tells me they're actually made from something called oil cloth. The sun was streaming in through matching window curtains dancing over display cases of quick take-home items and old-fashioned, traditional candy bars, neatly arranged beside the cash register. Beyond the counter space is the food preparation area, all out-in-the-open, and easily maintaining conversation between customers and servers in on-going exchanges. Mom's is a happy place. Today I had a delicious basil tomato soup and the "Amtrak" salad, consisting of many crunchy vegetables on a bed of chicken salad and cranberries. Yummy!

I like Mom's best of all our restaraunts, and I definitely enjoy the weekly exchanges with my buddies. I suppose there are many such eating groups, but I like to think we're a just a wee bit unique. At any rate, I'll soon be heading south for six weeks and will miss all of them. You certainly won't find anything like Mom's on Hilton Head Island. There one moves forward in time, not back.

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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Clint Eastwood selling Chryslers

Okay, I'll admit it. I bought take-out wings and rushed home just in time to catch the kick-off of last evening's Superbowl. The wings were great; my porter was just right; the game was over-hyped as usual; I liked Madonna's last song; and I groaned at the outcome of the game. Today I learned that 11.5 million Americans watched football last evening -- I think a new record. The game hinged on three or four spectacular or spectacularly stupid plays. It makes me wonder if Bill Belichick is an "audacious" coach or just a high-roller -- who wins some and, more often than not, loses in the clinch. Methinks the team that wanted to win the most, won. If I were Mr. Kraft, I'd be taking a long look at Belichick's contract...

I also thought that the commercials were not up to snuff. Mindy and I typically exchange glances. There were only about three or four of them that deserved A's. And one of them was evidently controversial: Chrysler Corporation's thematic gamble about Detroit's comeback was the most notable, and probably as controversial. I can't decide today to give it an A or an F. Take a look and let me know what you think: <http://www.youtube.com/chrysler?sid=1037056&KWNM=clint+eastwood+commercial&KWID=3179862966SB_2012&channel=paidsearch>.

Last year Eminem touted a similar theme. Then Chrysler was still hurting. And since last January, usually on nationally televised sporting events, other and similar ads have been aired. This year Rowdy Yates and Dirty Harry, spoke in one unified voice. Clint Eastwood sure has one gravelly voice...

Frankly, the commercial hit me from both sides. I tend not to like emotionally-laden commercials, especially patriotic ones with nationalistic overtones, perhaps for the same reason that I don't like to hear Beethoven's Ninth Symphony in Twinkie ads. They get me all pumped up about the wrong things, and I lose track of the message. Yet Chrysler's "It's Halftime in America" was a real attention-grabber, mostly because it was not cute or sexy. On the other hand, maybe, just maybe, the big bail-out worked.

And it talked about where America finds itself in 2012. And, most adroitly, it talked (without ever mentioning it, per se),  wether the big bail-out saved a particular company. Barack Obama had to be smiling. John Boehner and Mitch McConnell had to be harrumphing.

The point is, it was effective. Does Roger Goodell have cojones or what? Well, maybe that's overstepping reality a bit.

I think the commercial went right to the edge. But what was interesting was its timing. It was aired just before the kick-off for the second half. There may be a message there...

I've come to the conclusion that $600 per seat tickets for the Superbowl are peanuts. Where's the real money? Does it resonate in Super-Pacs, or does it achieve its ends in Superbowl ads? Hard to tell.

At any rate, hope you enjoyed the game, and that you're team won. Mine didn't, but frankly I don't actually care all that much -- with one exception -- my grandson lives about 30 minutes from Gillette Stadium. I hope HE wasn't terribly upset. I know it was close to the end of the world for his wonderful father. Bill, the NFL, when all is said and done, is simply entertainment. And what did all of you out there think about those Superbowl rings? Would you actually wear one of them? I'm not sure I could.

Stay calm and carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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The Iron Lady

Seeing how it was another cold, albeit sunny day in Potsdam, Mindy and I decided to devote our afternoon to a matinee of The Iron Lady, more or less a biopic of Lady Margaret Thatcher.

I don't know how Meryl Streep keeps landing such perfect roles. Throughout the film, I had to keep pinching myself to assure myself that this was a movie, and not the living visage of Mrs. Thatcher.

I was and remain NO fan of Margaret Thatcher, or for that matter, goofy Ronald Reagan. Yet I would say, unequivocally, that Meryl Streep's adaptation of the Prime Minister's role indeed makes her more than just a casual candidate for the next Oscar for Best Actress, even though she's already probably won at least 20 of them. Meryl Streep is one or our greatest actresses. And in The Iron Lady, she is once again superb. This is a "must see" film for Meryl Streep aficionados.

The juxtaposition of a frail, partially-demented former leader is a perfect window into the career of Britain's first and only female Prime Minister. The theatrical device of using her memories of tenure in office are only exceeded by remarkable make-up changes, and her conflicting and amazingly human mental torture initiated by husband Dennis, and played extraordinarily by Jim Broadbent. This is an acting tour de force by both actors.

As for the movie, I found it disturbing. It verges on paying homage to the Conservative Movement, which grew in the UK by leaps and bounds during the 1980's. Certainly, it is not a neutral film. Thatcher's sincerity, however, and her core beliefs are never questioned -- from the Falkland Islands tot the mining strikes. Meryl Streep plays Mrs. Thatcher in detailed, authentic fashion, with all the drive and sincerity that defined her and offended so many. This Margaret Thatcher is no phony-baloney politician. One senses her drive and convictions from the very beginning, and she never waivers; she only becomes increasingly self-assured and driven. And in that transition, she never, ever becomes more insightful. Again, how sad!

We are left with a Prime Minister who is very nearly heroic; but whose human flaws ultimately leave her rejected and isolated by the country she so valiantly attempted to serve. It is all discouraging. Her descent into dementia (a wonderful device) only serves to accentuate her demise. One is left, not with a sense of anger over political differences, but with a better understanding of her retreat into the dark realms of a lost soul.  And what happened to the Monarchy in this film? It was NEVER even mentioned. So, how did HM Elizabeth II and Mrs. Thatcher get along?

All  said, it is a wonderful movie; not for its subject-matter, but for its acting. Bravo Meryl Streep and Jim Broadbent.

I would highly recommend The Iron Lady to everyone of every political persuasion. One doesn't have to agree to understand an individual's motivations. In that regard, bravo Mrs. Thatcher. Remember, however, that this is all about art, not reality.

Carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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Theatre Dumbed Down

Well, here's the verdict on The Woman in Black: two thumbs down. I liked Daniel Radcliffe in The Woman in Black. In fact, he may be, aside from the scenery, the best thing that can be said about the movie. To receive value you will have to travel to London and see it live at The Fortune Theatre.

The Woman in Black succumbed to an artless profit venture. I should have known. The unruly teeny-bopper crowd betrayed the film industry's intentions. It was nothing more than a knockoff of a genuine ghost story that has excited and titillated British audiences for more than three decades. How disappointing.

That said, it WAS scary. However, let me now comment on its stupidity. Why would I spend a night on a deserted island with a malicious zombie? No way! And why would I venture forth to the source of mysterious bumpings and thumpings in a haunted mansion on an isolated island? Just plain idiotic. As a solicitor, I would have hired a companion, found all the pertinent documents, put them into a trunk and gotten the hell out of there as quickly as possible. There is no bravery in challenging the supernatural. In Hollywood, the vapid writers always win. Also, as a solicitor, I would have done a little more research on my destination as well. It confirms my suspicion that Hollywood counts upon our stupidity, and aims its horror thrillers at juveniles. How sad and shameful! Ghost stories ARE a legitimate genre. Put another way, why would I bring my son to a certain death?

I did like the scenery, and the build-up of suspense was, I suppose, laudatory. Don't bother spending any more time with such idiotic drivel. Spend your time on genuine flicks. The film industry ruined a good play. Tomorrow, I plan on going back to the Roxy to see The Iron Lady, and I despised Margaret Thatcher. What I remember most about her was her line that that there would always be a need for "hewers of wood and carriers of water." It appears all she was lacking was a penis. But let me reserve further judgment...

Carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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The Woman in Black

A couple of years ago my wife and I visited Devon and Cornwall, England. We only had two weeks and there's enough to do in that part of the country to easily keep one busy for a couple of years. Anyone who has become a fan of Martin Clunes in the Doc Martin series will know what I'm talking about. Both counties are places of great natural beauty. Well, we stayed in Plymouth at the head of its harbor and took day trips. In some ways it was a genealogical quest looking for my wife's ancestors, and we found where many of them had lived out their lives. I especially liked the gloomy part of Devon known as Dartmoor National Park. I now can easily visualize in my mind's eye the moors where the Hound of the Baskervilles roamed.

In the opposite direction, along the southwest coast's rugged shoreline, we made an effort to visit Penzance and spent a morning on St. Michael's Mount. It is a castle in the harbor that can be visited by foot only at low tide. At all other times, one must hire a boatman to get there. It is a pleasant adventure but the sunken road always beckons. It is one of those sublimely English things. It reminded me of a play I'd seen in London years before when I was teaching my theatre class there. The photo below is of St. Michael's Mount looking back towards the village of Marazion.

I do not believe in ghosts, I do not believe in ghosts, I do not believe in ghosts...

The Woman in Black is now a rich old nugget of a play that has been running since 1989 at the Fortune Theatre on Russell Street, Covent Garden, London. It is opposite the Theatre Royal on the Stage Door side. From a teaching point of view there are many reasons to book this play for an inexperienced, younger theatre group. First, it is one of the best ghost stories I've ever encountered. Secondly, the entire play is acted by only two performers -- much is left to the imagination and the pressure for a superb performance every evening is palpable. Thirdly, the Fortune Theatre, which first opened in 1924 is quaint; it is the second-smallest theatre venue in the West End, seating only 432 patrons. One steps back in time at the Fortune, and the dimly lit theatre lends itself perfectly to the long-running play. Usually, it plays to a sold out audience.

The play began as a novel written by the award-winning writer Susan Hill in 1983. By 1989 it had been adapted for the stage by Stephen Mallatratt. Mallatratt was also involved in Coronation Street, The Forsyte Saga, and appeared in Chariots of Fire and Brideshead Revisited.

As many of you will already know, Daniel Radcliffe has been cast as Arthur Kipps, a young solicitor in the newly released film. I will not divulge much more except to say that the scene has now changed to the northeast of England in Crythin Gifford at the Nine Lives Causeway, another one of those low tide only roads. I plan for old times sake to view the movie this evening at the Roxy in Potsdam. It is Radcliffe's first feature film since The Deathly Hallows, Part II. Roger Ebert says that the young actor lacks the gravitas to pull off the part completely, but then notes that the central characters are the house and the woman in black. For the official trailer, go here: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96ecWNkFhU>. On the basis of my experiences with this tale of dread, I would recommend it to you regardless.

So now I'll tell you an anecdote about one of my students sitting in the Fortune Theatre watching the action unfolding before him. Back then I often glanced up and down the theatre rows to see how my students were reacting. This young man, sitting on the aisle was transfixed.

At a critical moment in the action, the woman in black -- expected to appear on stage -- is suddenly seen IN the aisle adjacent to the young man. She brushes against him, by design I am doubtful. Regardless, I have never heard a louder gasp or seen a higher jump (at least a foot) as the incident instantly unfolded. The woman in black then proceeded noiselessly down the aisle and disappeared into the orchestra pit, designed for this show to look like a crypt. The student was a complete wreck.

Even post-play, the poor young fellow was still coming to his senses. There was not the slightest bit of teasing -- there but for the grace of God, etc. Everyone had been as frightened as he. Later, at the pub, we all took a solemn oath to keep our silence. Whoops, I just broke it.

At any rate, I don't know what to expect this evening. I think movie audiences have been bludgeoned to death by bad horror movies. I hope The Woman in Black will rise above the rabble. If it doesn't I'd encourage you to visit London, go to The Fortune and see it live, as it was meant to be viewed.

Carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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Old Grimes is Dead

Back in 1961 I chose to enroll as a student at Allegheny College in Meadville, PA. It now seems like centuries ago. I was the 18th, or something like that, family member to matriculate there. My uncle, a guidance counselor turned principal, was very influential in Allegheny's decision to accept me. Frankly, I think I was borderline material for Allegheny. His son graduated summa cum laude with a Phi Beta Kappa key, then went on to Harvard Medical School. Me? I was a sketchy, on again--off again literature/history student with a limited talent for golf.

Allegheny College at that time was a well-known regional liberal arts college. It attracted students from a broad area, but mostly stretching from Buffalo, NY to Cleveland, OH, to Pittsburgh, PA, biggest emphasis on the latter. Accordingly, often the very best students from this three state nexus chose Allegheny because of its reputation as a quality small liberal arts institution. I loved the place, even though I was thoroughly intimidated by typically smarter classmates. The Dean of Students during orientation noted to our assembled class that the person sitting on my left and on my right would very likely not be graduating from this premier institution four years hence. He had to be talking about me and not about my neighbors. Yes, I know that's an old saw but at seventeen I believed him unquestioningly because I actually had a valedictorian sitting on either side of me at the time. Earlier he had asked the valedictorians and salutatorians to raise their hands...

And there were other equally defined dimensions to Allegheny College during that era. For instance there was one's social standing and acceptability, at least campus-wise, and they could be verified by the fraternity or sorority with which one eventually affiliated. Being taken into the fold, of course, was beyond an individual's ability to control. The dreaded blackball was a stark reality back then.

I ended up as a Theta Chi, initially second on my ideal list. Theta Chi at that time was, more or less, affectionately known as the "United Nations on the Hill." Rare for that day, we actively accepted African Americans, Jews, and sundry other nationalities. Secretly, our hidden purpose was to win the annual Inter-fraternity trophy and to be hot items with the coeds in our sister sorority and beyond. We recruited a motley crew and we were likewise a party house. Accordingly, we had high school football standouts, swim team stars, even table tennis champions. I think I was chosen because of my ability to break 80 on the golf course. Our table tennis champion was Ken Yee, teen champion of Beijing, China. Our president was an African-American named Jimmy Wilson, a local football legend. He was smooth as silk. My little brothers were fast-talking Freddie from Bolivia and Mo Fiorina, currently a Senior Fellow at the Hoover Institution.

Allegheny's Theta Chi Class of '65 had many athletically-talented individuals. Rich Ream, for instance, was a remarkable tennis player. His serve was low and booming. Gaping Gilbert Gray from nearby Titusville was a four year, multiple letter recipient in football, wrestling, and track & field. Bob Lerch was an Ohio all-state champion in wrestling. Academically, we had Petey Rose, history honors student; Dave Flieger, honors pre-med; Marty Mancuso, honors math; Lerch, honors English; Ron D'Ascenzo, honors political science and pre-law, and several others. Our class ended up with doctors, lawyers and quite a few Indian chiefs. And, likewise, we had Dennis McFadden, creative writer par excellence.

McFadden hailed from Brookville, PA, east of Meadville near the Allegheny National Forest. As it turns out, in the long run it was Dennis who became my intellectual hero, and he offered athletic talent in baseball. Back then he wrote "dark" poetry. That hasn't changed much...

Like me, Dennis was an English major. He, however, concentrated on creative writing while I concentrated on the history of English Drama and Literature. With those kinds of majors it was rare to think about having any kind of future whatsoever.

After nearly 50 years Dennis and I are still buddies. Dennis has intangible qualities that I admire -- sticktoitiveness and a rigorous writing schedule. I frankly gave up on any dreams of literary glory long ago, although I happily became a college teacher and administrator with writing and editing responsibilities. Dennis, on the other hand, persisted, continuing to write serious stuff. I don't want to hit on him too much, but he is a gifted writer, and the subject of this particular blog.

About the time McFadden published Hart's Grove Stories (available through Colgate University Press) in 2010, he honored me by asking if I'd do some other reading for him. I obliged. Hart's Grove Stories is a series of linked short stories, all inextricably tied to each other over the passage of time -- from the narrator's youth into adulthood. It has been critically well received. In fact, last year one of the stories "Diamond Alley," was selected by Houghton Mifflin for inclusion in The Best American Mystery Stories of 2011. It is available via Amazon and Houghton Mifflin. Dennis has many earlier publications -- in The Missouri Review, The New England Review, Fiction, Event, and The South Carolina Review. The photo of Dennis at left was taken by Heidi Brown. He presently lives near Ballston Spa in upstate NY.

This past week, he sent me a copy of his latest historical novel, 472 pages of a haunting, riveting mystery set in the vicinity of Hart's Grove in the year 1857. I found it masterful in several categories. It needs to be rushed into publication as quickly as possible. Start looking for Old Grimes is Dead in about a year's time. Well worth the read.

I just wanted you to know and to be aware. Old Grimes will grab you and you won't want to put it down. At least that's what happened to me.

Enough for now. Oh, and just in case you hadn't heard, Big Mountain Jesus is staying right where he is. A deal was struck with the U.S. Forest Service. I don't suppose it would have happened without me. :-)

Carry on,

Paul in Potsdam
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